The Reality Version:
Elaine: Terry did you see the kittens?
Terry: They are wild. They won't let you pet them.
Elaine: That's too bad. The grandkids would like to hold them when they come to visit.
Terry: Look at them, they are so fluffy.
Elaine: They look like little furry basketballs.
Terry: They are so cute!
Elaine: Did you see the really fluffy one running across the yard?
Terry: She took off like a streak on those 2 inch legs.
The Hallmark Christmas Movie Version:
Elaine: Darling, the little kittens are so affectionate!
Terry: Yes, the Grands will love how much they love to be petted and loved on.
Elaine: They are Calico aren't they?
Terry: Yes, more than likely they are little girls.
Elaine: It is so sweet to have kitties for the kiddos to play with when they come visit. We will have to remember to not send any home with them. Sometimes the parents aren't prepared to accommodate them.
Terry: True. This is going to be a Merry Christmas.
Elaine: I am sure it is.
No comments:
Post a Comment