The Romance Continues Part 3 1/2

The scene opens as Elaine is finishing with polishing brass on the fireplace. The phone rings.
Me, "Hello."
T, "Hi Baaaabe."
Me, "whatcha doin'?"
T, "Just got through with a meeting at work...blah blah blah blah. (I don't know what I can share here. lol)
I continue talking with him and go into coughing fits.
T, "Your cold sounds really bad."
Me, "Is yours better?"
T, "Yep, I'm just fine. BUT YOU sound like a Russian weight lifter."
Me, "Really? Hmmm"
T, "You are putting on that voice. I've never heard you go that low before."
Me, "It is real. That is my voice with this cold."
T, "You are pretending."
Me...getting frustrated...a little...want to yell, but throat hurts. "I thought guys liked women with low voices."
T, "Not Russian weight lifter low...besides you are pretending."
It was a good thing he went out of range...I'm taking more Dayquil...This has be really...real.

Real Life Christmas 2019 Part 3

The hubs and I have been on a quest for a Hallmark Movie type Christmas for a few years now. Year before last, he was convinced that doing some of the things I asked him to do in previous years  were the key. This is how that went. (Believe me, he is still...not upset...how would you say it?...sorta ...confused.)
Christmas 2017 Terry walked into the living room where I was probably on my laptop conversing on Facebook.
"Baaaabe, we are going to go see the Nutcracker this year."
Me, "We are?"
"Find it online and get us some good tickets halfway up the middle."
"Okay."
Terry, "It has to be good, right? Your sister and brother in law took their grandkids there every year."
Me, "You know it is a ballet, right?"
Terry, "So they dance a little bit."
We go to church and I tell the preacher's wife what is up. She says they have been there before. She reminded me that people really dress up when they go to see the Nutcracker.
We get home.
Me, "Terry, we have to dress up for the Nutcracker."
Terry, "Who says?"
Me, "Brenda. She says people really dress up."
Terry, "I'll wear a suit, but I WILL NOT wear a tie."
I know I am on shaky ground here and I've already purchased the tickets. "Okay, no tie."
Terry, "Handel's Messiah is at the Methodist Church tonight. You always asked to go. We should go.?
Me. "Okay." I'm thinking...Is this Terry? What has come over him. Did the doctor tell him I'm dying r something? Oh dear...I'm dying??? I have to be dying for him to want to do all the things I asked him to do all these years.
Terry, "Let's decorate the Christmas trees today."
Me, "You're helping?"
Terry. "Yep."
I'm definitely dying.

We go to the concert. The music is beautiful. Going with Terry...or me...to a long concert is like taking a three year old to a long concert. It was a little long for us. Quite a few people left at intermission, but we were on a 'culture quest', it would seem, so we stayed with it. The soloists were great, the orchestra was moving. I'm glad we went, but I don't think I can get Terry to go again.

The Nutcracker: We were all dressed up. We got our official picture taken in the lobby in two places. Terry bought a Nutcracker for me to commemorate the event. We sat in the wrong seats and had to move. Our seats were in a better place in the auditorium. Yay.

The music started and the dancing started. We didn't realize there was NO TALKING. We then realized that we should have read the story of the Nutcracker so we'd know what on earth was going on.
Terry leaned over to my ear and whispered, "What's up with the rats?"
"I don't know."
I never had an answer to any of his questions.
The dancers were very good. The little kids in the production did great. I LOVED the costumes.
However we were 'silk purses made from a sow's ear.' I think our kind of entertainment is like a Sugarland, or Oak Ridge Boys concert. We are defiantly not high brow people. We are plain country folk.
Terry shudders when he talks about those 2 events we did. However, I am so glad we did them! I love choir music. I was in school choir for 6 years and loved it all. I always was curious about the  Nutcracker. I'm glad I finally saw it. Terry's wanting to do these things especially for me melted my heart.

The Hallmark Version

Terry: Darling, did you have my tux cleaned for the Christmas events this year? We do have the Nutcracker as well as Handel's Messiah this week.

Me: "But of course."

Terry, "I do love to grab a little culture whenever it presents itself, don't you, dear?"

Me, "It does my heart good to see the joy on your face upon attending these events."

T, "You are too kind."

Me, "I know."

We laugh and laugh.

Christmas Reality vs Hallmark Movie Version 2019 Part 2

This picture is a painting Eli, our youngest grandson, did in Kindergarten. Rudy looks like I feel when the hubs and I have some of our conversations.
We talk about the most random things. I will give you an example or two for this reality check.

I placed a basket of pinecones in an area under our table. (I know that sounds strange, but it is a sort of shelf in the very middle of the pedestal table.) Later in the evening I found it under the Christmas tree that is in the dining room.
Me, "You moved the pinecones?"
Terry, "I couldn't take it!"
Me, "Really? Why?"
Terry, "I put my feet on that shelf. In fact, I get a little messed up when I go to put my feet there and someone else at the table has beat me to it."
Me, "Interesting."
I moved the pinecones to the hearth. I don't want to mess with the hubs when he has such strong feelings.

This morning we were talking about one of his Daniel and Terry episodes. This is how that went. We were talking about dugout houses and houses that are mostly basements that only about a foot of the walls show and the roof on top. (I know...exciting stuff.) Well, I had some distant cousins in Kansas I think, who had a house like that. It was pretty nice.

We talked about ways they'd keep water out in the event of rain or snow...stuff like that. He then told me his "Terry and Daniel story."

Terry and Daniel were exploring one day and came upon a cellar. Of course, being the boys that they are, they can't let a cellar go unexplored...Sooooo Terry starts down the steps. He hears a hiss.

He stops, sure that there must be a bunch of rattlesnakes down there. HE HAS TO SEE!!!! So...
He goes to the pickup truck and gets a flashlight. They start down the stairs again and hear the hiss.

He shines the light and two huge eyes reflect in the light!

It is a ...BIG WHITE OWL!!! and it is going crazy...getting mad. Terry and Daniel retreat because they want nothing to do with that owl. Terry thinks the owl may have had some hatchlings in there. They didn't want a mad mama owl on their hands.

Daniel just laughs at Terry when they reflect on that story.

The Hallmark version...not sure they would write a movie about either of these topics. We just don't have the romance in these stories today...maybe tomorrow.
 

2019's  Version of Terry and Elaine in Real vs the Hallmark Movie Version

Part 1

Dec 3, 2019- Elaine finally sits down to look at Facebook. Terry  enters at an unusually early time. He is jubilant.

"Hey Baaabe."

"Hey, you got home early."

"We can get started on doing more decorations outside."

"Okay, but isn't it kinda cold out there?"

He doesn't seem to hear her.

"I'll get the ladder and we can make a candy cane out of the bird sanctuary pole."

"Okay. I think I'm going to wait in here a little bit while you set up."

"Okay Lainey girl."

She looks for responses on messenger for updated addresses for the Christmas letter she has worked on for about 4 hours. She is caught up...just lacks 2 more addresses..."Good"

Because she is so fortunate with the addresses acquired, she feels guilty about staying inside.

She finds Terry on the top of the ladder that is leaned against a very tall spindle. "Everything going all right?"

"Yep. Can you get me those two extension chords laying in the bushes next to the front deck?"

"There are no bushes next to the front deck."

"Well...whatever those things are next to the front deck."

"I don't know what you are talking about." she says.

"Those things that grow like crazy!"

"Flowers?" she asks

"There dead."

"Oh...THOSE flowers. I'll get them."

I know he is thinking I am pretty dense at this point. I return post haste and hand them to him. 

"Can you get the red tape lights next to the pole light?"

"Ok." She gets the lights and starts for the house.

"Can you also get me the white rope light next to the pole light?"

She wonders why he didn't tell her when she got the red ones. (The pole light is almost a block away from where they are working...maybe half a block...maybe...oh well... It is a long ways.)

By the time she gets back from the far reaches of the universe with the white lights, he has the red lights already installed. 

"That's wonderful!" she says.

"Now can you find the end of the extension chord and hook things up for me?"

"There's only one plug thingy on the end." she says.

"Go find the ones you had earlier."

"Me? You're the 'light guy'!"

"You put things away."

"Right." She goes to look in the laundry room. 

He joins her and finds what he wants.

She tells him she's on her last legs and he agrees that she is okay to stay inside. 

He comes in after assessing the light situation. "We have plenty of time to get more done tomorrow."

"Oh...great..." she says.

(I'm still in my coat getting warm while I write this. I am amazed that Terry is so excited about Christmas decorations this decade. Earlier decades...not so much. It is kinda fun.)

Face it, The Hallmark version is a lie. I saw one show where the guy slipped out after dinner while the kid and lady were doing dishes or making cookies. He managed to put up lights around the entire house, windows, bushes, trees along with all other kinds of decorations. He did it in one hour!!! I need that kind of elf. lol